if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via pleasesingalong)

elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
(Source: dukesilvertrio, via brittanyfullofsunshine)
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
i just want to be friends with obama
best friends with obama.
Brobamas
BROBAMAS FOR THE WIN.
(via walrusberries)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
(Source: darrynek, via whitelit3)
ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY HEART?
I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS TOME KAJSEBHFGABGAEG
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(Source: ohphelpstwins)